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Elfs With Attitude
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I'm an Elf
I'm An Elf...
When I walk the streets, except around The Holidays Mothers pull their kids to hold them in a tight embrace When it's Friday and I'm entering a club to dance All scatter and run, they even climb over the fence
I'm an Elf! Not an alien!
I was trained to wrap gifts Learned how to make Santa flip And how the hell would I know To fly the mother ship
I'm an Elf! Not an alien!
I'm an Elf! Not an alien! And of course when nearby some huge crop circles appeared Strange bright lights were seen almost all livestock disappeared
And people were abducted for a probe-potpourri At the city's Town Hall all voted 'pro' lynching me
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com I'm an Elf! Not an alien! I was trained to wrap gifts Learned how to make Santa flip
And how the hell would I know To fly the mother ship
I'm an Elf! Not an alien! I'm an Elf! Not an alien! Please stop this intergalactic diversity Please stop the intergalactic polarization Because from the inside... From the inside ...we are all aliens... except for me except for me: I'm an Elf! Not an alien! I'm an Elf! Not an alien!
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