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Allan Sherman
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Warning To Those Who Have A Low Threshold Of Sex
Lyricist:Allan Sherman
This song here is by far the sexiest Of all the songs that I've done tonight
I am telling you that as a warning All those who have a low threshold of sex You had better leave now Because I will not be responsible For all the screaming and grabbing
That goes on once I start to sing this Some fellas have it and some fellas don't I just happen to have it And I'm gonna give it to you
Now, I wrote this song for married people Married people will understand this best Uh, I realize that tonight there are A lot of people in the audience Who are not married
Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com But I figure the line of demarcation Has gotten so fuzzy lately That you'll understand it too Let's hear it for fuzzy demarcation, folks
I said that line in Vegas And there's a pit boss Named Fuzzy Demarcation Came running out
This song is sung by a husband to his wife They've been married ten or fifteen years And this song illustrates what can happen In a modern marriage
And I have to pick somebody out To be my wife for this So I'll pick you, is that all right? Okay
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